When we first start university, like caged birds finally released into the world, we have great intentions of attending every class. And studying like a mofo. And handing in our A+ assessments on time, every time, in between taking on the world.
Unfortunately, life, hangovers, and Netflix marathons sometimes take priority and a few classes tend to get sacrificed along the way. Hey, three-day goon benders and 'Making A Murderer' documentaries happen, I get it. Mainly cos I'm likely the instigator behind them. At least the bender anyway.
However, your professor is unlikely to understand your spiritual journey with cheap wine, or your inability to sleep until you know whether Steven Avery is guilty or not. Professors are weird like that. So instead, we’ve come up with 12 super believable excuses for missing that uni class, cos we’d never let the fam down. Here goes.